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angelo_wingsShe was lost. She was LOST! She was lost and could never find her way home. She might already be home! That was the problem with AMNEESHA. You could be home and not even know it. And she, the beautiful and lost unnamed girl who had washed up on the shore this morning, had it. (AMNEISHA, that was.)
She, Beautiful Lost Girl, had nothing. Nothing! Except she might have everything. This town could be her home! She might live in an opulent mansion just down this block!!! How could she know? She might have fallen asleep on the beach last night. Maybe she lived on the beach! Maybe she had survived a drowning accident. Maybe it was murder!!!!!!
It was probably attempted murder. That was why no one was looking for her. She should be careful. They didn't know she had survived, and she didn't know who to be careful of, thanks to the AMNESHIA. Curse her foul ANMESHIA!
She, Beautiful Lost Girl, had nothing but the very wet clothes on her back. And this purse, of course, though it was nearly empty. Most of its contents must have been washed out to sea, when some strangers cruelly, cruelly tried to murder her and stole all her money and probably jewels.
Only two items were left, and they held the keys to her identity.
One was a small scrap of paper, on which was what must be her name. Wrigley's Chewing Gum.
The other was a larger paper, and it was more confusing. She would need to take it into town, and see what someone could make of it.
Wrigley's didn't know who she could trust. But someone, somewhere, could help her decode this Verizon Past Due Notice and understand the reason behind her foul attempted murder and subsequent AMNEESHIA.
She, Beautiful Lost Girl, had nothing. Nothing! Except she might have everything. This town could be her home! She might live in an opulent mansion just down this block!!! How could she know? She might have fallen asleep on the beach last night. Maybe she lived on the beach! Maybe she had survived a drowning accident. Maybe it was murder!!!!!!
It was probably attempted murder. That was why no one was looking for her. She should be careful. They didn't know she had survived, and she didn't know who to be careful of, thanks to the AMNESHIA. Curse her foul ANMESHIA!
She, Beautiful Lost Girl, had nothing but the very wet clothes on her back. And this purse, of course, though it was nearly empty. Most of its contents must have been washed out to sea, when some strangers cruelly, cruelly tried to murder her and stole all her money and probably jewels.
Only two items were left, and they held the keys to her identity.
One was a small scrap of paper, on which was what must be her name. Wrigley's Chewing Gum.
The other was a larger paper, and it was more confusing. She would need to take it into town, and see what someone could make of it.
Wrigley's didn't know who she could trust. But someone, somewhere, could help her decode this Verizon Past Due Notice and understand the reason behind her foul attempted murder and subsequent AMNEESHIA.
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Date: 2011-09-11 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 02:28 am (UTC)It was a really lengthy angry-looking form, one with lots of information on it. One that explained in detail that someone's cell phone payment was past due, and that she had gone over her text message limit to boot.
"I think it's a clue," Wrigley's intoned.
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Date: 2011-09-11 02:34 am (UTC)There was a lot to read, and Rapunzel only knew about half the words.
"I... don't know what this means," she admitted, shoulders slumping in defeat.
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Date: 2011-09-11 02:43 am (UTC)Wrigley's was apparently also too dim to realize that the bill had her actual real name on it. That was just how she rolled.
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Date: 2011-09-11 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 02:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 03:05 am (UTC)Normally Rapunzel would suggest her roommate, but something was bothering Hanna today, and she didn't want to add to the other girl's burdens.
"Um. I don't know." Maybe she could find Warren? He'd been very nice!
"Maybe we can just go ask people? And stick together so that you stay safe."
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Date: 2011-09-11 03:12 am (UTC)Or at a pre-recorded segment that Wrigley's had done with other people that should have occurred later in the day, since the writers had been screwing up the timeline again.
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Date: 2011-09-11 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 03:31 am (UTC)That wasn't the amneyesha talking. Wrigley's didn't know directions very well.
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Date: 2011-09-11 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 03:42 am (UTC)"Do you know most of the people on this island, Rapunzel?" she asked. "Is it odd that you don't know who I am?"
Maybe this wasn't her home! Maybe she had washed up here, but the real killers were on a different island entirely!!!!!
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Date: 2011-09-11 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 04:00 am (UTC)"And probably?" She didn't know anything about amnesia.
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:06 am (UTC)Still a Princess, then.
"So why did you come here?"
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Date: 2011-09-11 04:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 04:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 04:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 05:13 am (UTC)And the writers certainly didn't know shit about it, either.
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Date: 2011-09-11 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-11 05:25 am (UTC)"You really think so?"
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Date: 2011-09-11 05:36 am (UTC)"Of course," she said. "You're helping me, a complete stranger, even though I've been a bit standoffish with you. Even though I might be in a lot of danger, and could be getting you in danger, too. You have to be pretty good-hearted to want to do something like that."
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Date: 2011-09-12 01:14 am (UTC)